Another cat?

I love to sleep.
It's hard to get me to sleep.
It's harder to get me to wake up.
This morning daddy meow was about to bathe to go to work and he came out of the bathroom and said :
"There's a kitten on the roof outside the bathroom"
And i was up like a bolt of lightning.
That was super effective to make me get my lazy bones off the bed.
There was no kitten, despite daddy meow's affirmation that he DID see a kitten on the roof, meowing away.
I think he bluffed me so that i would wake up.
Bloody blistering barnacles.