Monday, October 29, 2007

Poppy's always the playful one

I am done with work.

Gonna go to bed soon.

Was playing with Pops just now during break.

With the long grass my dad always pass to me when we meet up.

The grass for the boys to eat and hurl.

Euwch...

Pops like to play with it as well...who needs expensive pet store toys?

Have long stemmed grass and he is up for the game.

I ran with the grass trailing on the floor and he runs after it.

Back and forth, back and forth.

Until tercungap-cungap.

So was I.


Too bad daddy meow's not around to take a video.

At one point, the brown cookie monster leapt about 3 feet into the air.

And landed on his feet!

What's so special? Cats always land on their feet.

Not my Pops. He sometimes land butt first or flat on belly.

Ouch. Pops' a bit spastic - he slips and slides becos his legs are jelly-like.

Sometimes he would be walking and tripping all over his legs cos he's just too wobbly.

It's really funny to watch.

Pops' never feels pain. Fall down, get up again.

No pain. Well, except for when the vet jabs him.

Gotta remind myself to take the camera the next time we visit the vet.

Want to film Pops' being injected.

Can u imagine me filming?

"Ah, wait please, let me adjust my camera and press record. Ok, u may jab Poppy now"

How sick and retarded is that?

Mummy who derives sick pleasure from seeing her pet being jabbed and recording the poor fuzzy's contorted expression of pain.




Cute, isn't it? I found this picture and decide to keep it. Cos it looks like Poppy, minus the white face and chest. Poppy can't be trained to do that trick, but he sure can play 'football' and tug of war very well....

And Meowzers? The orange one couldn't be bothered...

Bathed both fuzzies yesterday. Now they smell luxurious. Even the maid was pleased.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Yucky puke

YUCKS.
Pops had a major projectile puking session a while ago.
All over his pillow.
EUW EUW EUW.
MAJOR EUW.

No, that's not Poppy and that's not my bathroom but i thought this pic looks so cute. Cat puking into toilet bowl.

Of course, the person responsible for cleaning refuses to do so, he's a moody cow this week, so no guess who has to clean up.
Had to throw the pillow case away.
And chuck the pillow into the washing machine.
All this at 3am. Cos i feel asleep and then woke up and realised the puke has not been cleaned up yet. So i ambled outside sleepily and did all that and now i am blogging cos i can't sleep back.
While i was chucking the pillow into the washing machine, i looked up and to my side.
Both fuzzies were sitting side by side about 4 feet away, looking at me.
Just staring.
Cats stare a lot.
Not only do strange guys and girls stare at me, friends stare at me, i get cats staring at me as well.
The brown cookie bear and the orange-vanilla pooky bear.
In fact, while i am typing this blog, the orange-vanilla pooky bear is STILL staring at me, from the recliner. That's where he sleeps everynight. On daddy's fav recliner. Haha.
Poppy has no pillow to sleep on tonight i guess.
But i think it's ok.
The fuzzy cloud is a walking pillow.
His fur has become so thick that it's probably a cushion by itself.
Ah. Pops.
Who loves ya?

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Cat and jealousy

I found early videos of Poppy.
When I got Poppy, Meowzers was outraged - at me.
He would growl and hiss and won’t let me touch him.
I think he felt betrayed and unloved.
I was thinking, oh no, what have I done?
Jealousy is bigger in cats than dogs.
I had to keep the two cats apart.
Poppy was kept in the guest room for 1 month or so and I allowed Meowz to come in to visit with my supervision.
He would cautiously creep into the room, sniff around and sniff Poppy from afar.
Sometimes Meowz would go ‘hrrmmph’ before he strode out of the room with his tail erect.
Eventually, when I felt Meowz’ anger had simmered down, I let Poppy out.
Meowz didn’t like it, but he was more accepting then.
At least he didn’t growl or hiss anymore.
And he let me touch and hug him again.
Mummy was forgiven.
One thing that probably allowed Meowzers to accept the brown one was that Poppy never fought back in the earlier days.
Whenever Meowzers swat his paw at Poppy, the brown fuzz would pull back, not charge forward.
He gave Meowzers face.
That probably worked.
If Poppy was fierce and possessive back then, I don’t think it would have worked well.
He was just a small, bumbling little cat, who saw the orange one as a big brother.
This is a clip of when Meowzers is still quite possessive but trying to accept Poppy.
They are not the best buds in the world, but at least they both tolerate each other.
At least, in front of me.
Don't know how they are with each other when I am not around...hmmm..



Sunday, October 14, 2007

Spoilt beyond belief

Be warned.
The video's over 4 minutes long.
When my brother in law saw it, all he wrote back via email was 'spoilt beyond belief'.
See for yourself and judge...
These are the kind of moments u will never get to see if u are around.
It's only between me and my fuzzy.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Bobby got attacked by small fry

Doppy doesn't realise he/she is a small puny cat.
One bite from Bobby will send Doppy to kitty heaven.
But Bobby is smart and also patient.
Love Bobby.
This is how Doppy attacks Bobby.

Actually, this is how Doppy atacks everybody, including me.
Have a few scratch marks on my hands already.
Poor hands!
Sob!






Bobby air jogging

Watch....
Bobby is really funny.

Cats and strings

Cats loves to play with strings.
Any string.
It keeps them amused.
I was wearing a dress with long strings that u tie around the waist.
In the morning when i bent down to scoop poop, Poppy scurried behind me.
I thought nothing about it until i felt soft swats on my back.
The fuzzzy was pawing at my string!

Then after work, we visited Doppy and my dress' string also caught his/her fancy.
Actually pulled my string loose.
While i was trying to tie it back, the terror jumped all over me with sharp claws and teeth.
I think daddy meow said "There goes your string"
In which i replied "There goes my dress" - cos the terror was clawing all over my dress to get to my string...
Naughty!

Can't hold Doppy

I prefer lap cats...

Doppy might be...






...a female cat.

?????

I was so sure a few weeks ago that Doppy is a boy.
Just like my boys.
How come? Cos Doppy's just too energetic. Too frisky, too feisty.
Zoom here, zoom there, zoom everywhere.
All u see is a blur of Doppy zinging past u.
Then suddenly the blur jumps onto ur hand or body or leg and small but sharp teeth bites into ur flesh. U can't stop it cos Doppy will zoom off again...
Ouch. Geez.
Doppy suddenly makes Poppy seem like an angel.
Poppy has been alleviated to saint status.
Poppy now has a halo on his head.
The devil stake and horns are now on Doppy's head.
So terribly naughty! Diabolical. Incorrigible.
Disaster Doppy.
How could it be a female cat?
Female cats are supposed to be more manja, adorable and move slower...
Doppy's just the opposite.
So fierce somemore - attack and bite bite bite.
I supposed, human females are like that as well....bite bite bite the guy's head off.
Especially during thattimeofthemonth.

I always say i want a female cat cos i keep having boy cats.
But i don't want such a naughty female cat! A terror.
She probably can control the two boys alone.
Slap, paw, hiss, bite.
Meowz will not be amused.
Pops would not be amused either.
Meowz will probably sit on Doppy.

What made me suddenly doubt my beliefs that Doppy's a boy?
Cos Meowz came into the room just now and hopped onto the bed.
With his arse facing my face.
Which was not nice.
But....his arse and pee hole looked different from Doppy's.
If i remember correctly, the boy's pee hole and arse hole is further apart.
The girl cat's is closer.
Doppy's pee and arse hole did not look anything like Meowz's.

Me : Unless MeowMeow is a female cat?? Did my vet made a terrible mistake? Cut cut the wrong thing?
The orange pooky bear answered me with a indignant meowf and bit my elbow.
I did not make that up. He DID indeed on cue, replied me and bit my elbow. So naughty.

Probably said "I AM a boy! U made the mean vet cut my balls, don't u remember???"
Bah.

Doppy's a female cat! How could i be wrong and my father in law is right from beginning?
I am supposed to be more knowledgeable about cats.

Bah humbug.



So

Friday, October 12, 2007

Names that goes with the cat's character

New names for the boyz :

Meow Madness
Poppy Preposterous
Doppy Delirious
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Meow Mischievious
Poppy Possessive
Doppy Disasterous
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Meow Malicious
Poppy Pompous
Doppy Diabolical
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These names reminds me of the cooky sounding names of Samboy chips from Australia : Atomic Tomato, Savage Salt and Vinegar, Barbecue Blast....

Friday, October 5, 2007

3 generations

This is what the Indon maid says of both my cats :


Meowmeow duduk diam diam saja...manja.
Sit sit sit only....so affectionate.


Poppy lari sini, lari sana, nakal.
Zoom here, zoom there...naughty.


I wonder what she will say if she sees Doppy. I think it's :


Doppy terbang sini, terbang sana....susah lo.
Fly here, fly there...die-lah....





Doppy really flies. Can't even get a good picture of him becos he literally travels at the speed of sound, like a Concorde.Ran so fast he sommersaulted 360 degrees..

He likes to bite my hands too...all cats do that i guess.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Disturbing people only

Poor Meowz.
I always like to creep up to him when he sleeps.
Cos usually he would turn turtle with belly facing up.
I always seize this opportunity to give his belly a good ruuub.
Who can resist?
It's like a soft, furry, vanilla marshmellow pitt.

I didn't touch his belly in this video clip though.
Just kacau-ed him a bit.
Watch.


Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Poppy look-a-like

I saw another Poppy in the same pet shop i bought him from!
I bet it's his brother.
Looks like him!
Eeee, so naughty.
So cute.
So fluffy.
I want.
Daddy meow don't want.
One Poppy is enough.
One gremlin is enough to wreck havoc to the whole place.
The sofa.
And Meowz won't like two twins ganging up on him.
But so cute!

Of butt cracks


Everyone loves to see this.


But do people like to see this?
Ok, must admit the above is quite a nice picture, with a slim girl.
But if it were a fat girl....???

Ah, the pitfalls of low waisted jeans/pants.
Something that our mothers and foremothers never have problems with.
In fact, their dressing in those days would never give them any wardrobe malfunctions.
Unlike today’s generation of low this, low that.
Low everywhere.
Was at SS2 yesterday eating dinner.
And this girl sat in front of us and her butt crack was for all to see.
Quite cute, actually.
“Stop staring, perve”
Daddy meow “But it’s in front of me…anyway, it’s more disturbing than a turn on”
How come the girl doesn’t realize that her ass crack is in view?
Can't she feel it?
I certainly can.
In fact, I always check and check.
I know how it feels like when my jeans become dangerously low.
I keep pulling and tugging, which is so unattractive.
So self conscious.
Daddy meow said perhaps she doesn’t care.
Cos if it’s fashionable to show your boob’s groove, why is it a faux pas to show your ass groove?
Come to think of it.
Seriously, isn’t that true?
Ass groove everywhere!
Like those plumbers fat asses' cracks on display.
Do guys get turned on when they see ass cracks?
Seriously, what is an ass crack compared to showing the world your panty-less pussy ala Britney Spears?
Girls these days are becoming more and more shameless.
Sluts.
I think it’s normal for now.
I should’t be such a prude, let it all hang out.
Euw, no.
I could never be comfortable knowing that some dude behind me is staring at my ass crack.
I have said I wanted to get a tattoo of Meowz and Pops.
So daddy meow said yesterday I should get one tatt of Meowz peaking out from one side of my butt and Pops on the other side.
Place them strategically so that they look like they are peaking out from the waistband of my jeans.
And put Doppy’s tatt on my ass crack.

When pigs fly south for winter.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Mooncakes

Mooncake festival is over and i did not even get a chance to blog about it till now.
It's work.
Too much, too little time.
Getting harder to breathe now.
But i really want to put this down.

U know, i don't know nuts about Mooncake festival.
I think i am the most untraditional person there is.
I hate CNY, I don't know when Mooncake festival is until i see people selling and then go "Isn't it over???", I don't know when Cheng Beng is....

Banana. It's my aloofness. I couldn't care less.
Memories of mooncake festival is the gold fish tanglung my grandma gave me when i was a small little innocent girl. I was so excited then. It was battery operated - it was advant garde then. Jakun habis.
Back to mooncakes.
Hoardes of it in the office.
Two boxes at home from daddy meow's suppliers.

Jelak, really jelak.
Never a mooncake fan in the first place.
While i am struggling to finish off the mooncakes at home, i wonder...
How come this year there are more and more unorthodox and weird sounding mooncakes?
Has hype and novelty won over tradition?
It seems so.
This year i saw - CRANBERRY mooncake.

What the hell is that?
Or mocha pandan champagne mooncake.

Wowzers.
A search of images on the internet and i find plenty. This one looks pretty, doesn't it? Like some jelly mooncakes in gummy purple and yellow.

Then there's cheesecake mooncakes. Yikes.
Mixed nut mooncake.

Pineapple strawberry mooncake.

Red bean-green tea mooncake.

Snow skin coffee with choco bits mooncake.

Orange banana choco mooncake.

What else is next? This is my future prediction :

Truffle mooncake - the most expensive mooncake in the world?

Birds' nest mooncake.

Lavender-rose-cumin mooncake.

Curry mooncake.

Sambal ikan bilis mooncake.

Hawaiian pizza flavoured mooncake.

Salt and vinegar chips mooncake...YUM! I want!

Liver pate mooncake.

Gummy bear mooncake.

Honey dew-winter melon-leong fun mooncake. Wow, that is super sweet.

Hibiscus-ribena mooncake.

Assam boi mooncake.

Aloe vera-lotus paste mooncake.

Rambutan-mangosteen mooncake - my two fav fruits. If got, please buy that for me.

Hiyo, my imagination the very the keng the chau.

Since mooncake flavours are becoming more and more ridiculous, i don't think my ideas are very far fetched.

Let's wait and see next year's fanfare exploision of new flavours as bakers scratch their head to outdo this year's creations.

Perhaps, the cutest mooncake is :

The maneki-neko mooncake. That's me! I should have been given this mooncake instead of the boring lotus paste one!
Malaysia - anything boleh.